A Terrible Mistake

Who is this character?

Demitri is a vampire from the Darkstalkers series. The version I have in MUGEN is from one of the SNK vs. Capcom games thus his more realistic body type compared to the other Darkstalkers.

Why did I add him to my roster?

I added Demitri for the same reasons I added Victor to MUGEN. My old friend had a Demitri action figure that I liked, and still remember and think about.

How does he play?

I assume Demitri plays almost the same as he does in Darkstalkers, but only with some tweaks. He shoot’s fireballs spins in an uppercut in a demon like form, and teleports. He also sucks blood in most moves which are usually a grapple. My favorite move that Demitri has is Midnight Bliss, which is the one where he turns the opponent into a woman, or a hotter or different woman grabs them by the face, and sucks out their life force. The transformed opponent shrivels up and then explodes as he tosses them away. The transformations only happen if the character is also from SNK vs Capcom or if they have a special sprite for that move.

My thoughts on him now:

Demitri is alright I guess. One of the problems with him is his high makes most of his move miss shorter characters and by that I mean like an inch under his fist and the attack misses. His cheesy voice clips of, “Lets Play.” and “Come on, baby!” and his Hyper move Midnight Bliss kind of make up for any gripes I have against him though.

Okay so I’ve been wondering whats been bugging me for a while about this tumblr. I think I finally figured out what’s up. I feel like I cheated too much on my first post by shoving all the MvC2 characters into one post with no explanation of who is who. So this post is basically going to cover all 56 or so characters in MvC2.

CAPCOM:

• Ryu - Ryu is from Street Fighter. If you don’t know anything else about Ryu, then I feel sorry for you. He is a karate guy who channels ki into his fists and feet and shoots fire balls. You may know him as the Hadouken and Shoryuken guy. All these other guys below him are also from Street Fighter.
• Ken - Ryu’s blond hair, blue eyes copy cat. He does pretty much the exact same things as Ryu, but is a white guy. He wears red, his ki energy looks more like normal fire, and he focuses more on kicks and punches for hypers I guess. Fuck Ken.
• Chun-Li - Weirdos call her Ol’ Thunder Thighs. She is a kung-fu lady who does a lot of crazy kick moves and also shoots fire balls.
• Guile - AMERICAN MALE AMERICAN MALE AMERICAN MALE. Army Dude who uses Sonic Booms. Also has the goofiest hair.
• Charlie - Who the fuck is Charlie? He’s like Guile both with the attacks and stupid hair. He’s dead in SF canon or something.
• Dhalsim - Stretch Armstrong if he was an Indian monk or whatever that spits fire.
• Akuma - Or Gouki for you nerds. He is an angry demon powered karate guy who is super fucking strong and over powered. He wears evil clothes and has red spikey hair. He’s pretty much evil.
• M.Bison - Or Vega to some nerds, but because that’s confuses people between characters in Street Fighter he is also called Dictator. He looks like what the third name describes him as and he controls pink energy called psycho power, in case you didn’t realize he’s one of the bad guys. Also the “M” probably stand for Master Bison and I give no shits if you disagree.
• Cammy - Some blonde military chick who doesn’t like wearing pants. She kicks stuff.
• Sakura - A school girl who wants to fight just like Ryu so she shoot tiny hadoukens and stuff. Whatever.
• Dan - Dan is the best fucking character in Street Fighter. He is pimp as all hell. Always use Dan.
• Zangief - Zangief is a Russian Pro Wrestler. That means he wrestles grizzly bears and rips trees out of the ground for fun. He is probably the second best Street Fighter character. Suplex, Lariat, and Piledriver everyone in your way! This is the last of the Street Fighter characters in this game.
• Jin - Jin is from Cyberbots or something. He spins around like a burning top and uses his robot for hyper moves. Also he gets naked for his intro and win pose. This dude is weird.
• Hayato - This guy is from Star Gladiator and he is like a space age ninja or samurai. He uses a lightsaber katana to cut people up.
• Strider Hiryu - If you thought you had the futuristic ninja niche covered with Hayato, then you better think again! Besides being a futuristic ninja with an arm blade that he uses as a weapon, he can also summon a bunch of robot animals and tiny satellites to attack his opponents for him. Fighting scene guys have a hard on for him.
• Captain Commando - This jerk is from his own self titled game and was apparently Capcom’s original mascot until Mega Man came along. Cap. Com. Get it? CAPCOM! He has like a powersuit that powers up attacks with electricity and flames. He also has a group of team mates he uses to attack.
• Jill Valentine - SHES A MEMBER OF S.T.A.R.S.! She summons zombies from the Resident Evil series and uses guns. Yep.
• Anakaris - This big chufty mummy is from the Darkstalkers fighting series. He is also the only male Darkstalkers character on this roster. He hovers and uses his bandages to attack.
• B.B. Hood - This adorable murder machine is also from the Darkstalkers series. She resembles little red riding hood so the US called her Baby Bonnie Hood. She has a shit ton of guns and grenades in her little basket and that’s what she uses to fight.
• Felicia - Is a cat girl, nun, pop music singer that is basically nude. What the fuck Capcom.
• Morrigan - She is a succubus, which basically means she’s a horny female vampire that lures horny dudes to their deaths with her huge boobs. A decent character I guess that is fast and uses projectiles. The last Darkstalkers character.
• Mega Man - RIP Mega Man, killed by your own creator. He shoots stuff with his cannon and has his robodog Rush with him.
• Roll - Mega Man’s little sister who is a cleaning bot or something. She is a joker character that is kinda good. She uses a broom and stuff to do damage and is pretty short so moves miss her.
• Tron Bonne - Anti-Villain girl from Megaman Legends. She rides in a big clunky robot suit to fight and is accompanied by a Servbot that she uses to attack as well.
• Servbot - Best character in MvC2. Also the shortest. Use Servbot all the time until forever.
• Sonson - This monkey girl is based off of Goku from Dragon Ball Z. She is an original character for MvC2. She fights like Kid Goku, like using the Extending Pole and turning into a giant killer ape that shoots mouth lasers.
• Ruby Heart - Pirate lady who might have been in a Darkstalkers game that got canceled. Has haunted treasure themed attacks. Also an original character for MvC2.
• Amingo - Fucking owns. He’s a cactus that wears a sombrero and probably dances. He’s weird as hell and is the third original character for MvC2.

Marvel:

• Wolverine - This is probably the most famous X-Men character and Marvel character ever. Has metal claws and is fast.
• Boneclaws Wolverine - So popular he’s in twice. I think this one does more damage, that’s it.
• Cyclops - The current leader of X-Men and that wimpy dude who can’t control his eye beams. BEHOLD OPTIC BLAST!
• Storm - Hailed as an African Goddess, the X-Men take her in and make her like the 3rd in command or something. She controls all weather; wind, snow, thunder, rain, lightning.
• Iceman - He’s a dude made of ice and he can freeze things. One of the original X-Men.
• Colossus - Giant Russian man made of metal. One of the couple chufty dudes Marvel brings to the game.
• Rogue - The Southern Belle with the power to absorb others powers. I don’t know how that power comes in handy in MvC2 besides maybe stealing meter or health, but she is strong and can fly.
• Gambit - The Ragin Cajun. People fucking love Gambit and I don’t know why. He has his staff and his explosive charged deck of cards to use in the fights.
• Marrow - Sometimes an X-Men sometimes not. Marrow can use her own bones, or weapons made of bones that she excretes through her skin as weapons. She also crouches and is hard to hit. I don’t think anyone uses her.
• Psylocke - I think this is the British ninja with the psychic Japanese woman’s mind trapped inside her. Psylocke has a confusing background. She is fast and uses a dagger made of psychic energy to attack.
• Cable - Cyclops and Jean Grey’s son from the future with the robotic arm and giant laser guns. He doesn’t exist anymore, what with Jean being dead and all. He was used a lot by most players.
• Magneto - The evil leader of the Brotherhood of Mutants that want to enslave humans to free the mutants. He is also the Master of Magnets. WELCOME TO DIE!!!!
• Sabretooth - Wolverine’s former brother in arms. Is kind of a bigger and slower Wolverine.
• Juggernaut - WELL IT’S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! If you think that is an old and tired meme or whatever then we can never be friends. Juggernaut does what he does and that is be slow and powerful.
• Omega Red - The Russian Wolverine, except the Russian’s fucked up and put cancerous tentacle whips in Omega Red’s arms. That’s pretty much it.
• Sentinel - The dreaded Sentinel to all scrubs in the MvC community. Mango Sentinel and all that stuff. 
• Silver Samurai - This dude hates the fuck out of Wolverine because his wife really want to bone Wolverine. He can power his sword and armor up with energy of some kind. Silver Samurai is lame as hell.
• Spiral - Who the fuck wanted Spiral in this game? Like she’s some goofy six armed magic lady from another dimension or something. She teleports around the level and swords hover around her or something. She’s the last X-Men related character in MvC2.
• Blackheart - This big black Sonic the Hedgehog haired demon is one of Ghost Rider and Dr. Strange’s enemies. He summons demons and hellfire to attack. His dad is one of Marvel’s many versions of Satan so he knows evil and shit.
• Shuma-Gorath - A Japanese school girl’s worst enemy. Basically a tentacle monster with a huge eye. Shoots lasers and more eyeballs from his eye and morphs into teeth and shit. Is a minor villain to Dr. Strange and has only like 2 appearances ever.
• Spider-Man - Probably Marvel’s second most popular character. He can do what a spider can.
• Venom - The evil bulky version of Spider-Man. He can also do what a spider can, but on steroids. He can also morph like crazy which he didn’t do much in the comics. This version doesn’t exist anymore though.
• War Machine - Iron Man’s black friend. He got in MvC1 before Iron Man. Only big difference between him and Iron Man is that he shoots bullets and missiles.
• Iron Man - A drunken asshole in a red and gold tin can. Shoots laser beams all over the fucking place. Had two successful movies and is popular now.
• Hulk - The big green machine. Hulk smashes everything. He lifts the ground up and tosses it at opponents and he pulls meteors out of the sky and crushes enemies with them. Hulk rules brother!
• Thanos - A big nasty space man who just wishes to die, but he’s so powerful no one can really kill him. He uses his girth and strength to his advantage, but his fancy space glove does wonders itself.
• Captain America - He just had a movie come out that you probably saw. Attacks with his iconic shield and spouts cheesy American themed attacks and catchphrases.
• Dr. Doom - Dr. Doom is the most bad ass mother fucker in this game and you better recognize. He will fuck your day up. Now he’s a bumbling fool in the Future Foundation comics because someone fried his brains. Poor Dr. Doom.

AND THAT’S ALL THE CHARACTERS IN MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 2!

ps. note to self don’t make a big update at 5 in the morning before sleeping.

pps. fuck you whiff

Who is this character?

Victor is a character in the design of Frankenstein’s Monster from the same Darkstalkers series as Sasquatch. Victor is just as goofy as Sasquatch and most of his attacks have Electric Shock effects to them.

Why did I add him to my roster?

Just like with Sasquatch I don’t have any great reason for adding him because I only played the Darkstalkers game once. How ever one of my best friends I had as a kid had an action figure of Victor that I thought was awesome. Nostalgia is pretty much the number one reason any one adds any character in MUGEN. Number two is for laughs.

How does he play?

Victor is very strike and grab oriented. He doesn’t have any projectile attacks like electric beams. Most of his strong move add electricity to his strikes, which only really effect things visually unlike Sasquatch’s attacks that froze opponents in ice. His one move look just like Haggar/Zangeif’ double lariat attack except its electrified, ooooh aaaah! His one Hyper he jumps in the air and he arm unravels from its stitches and he muscle expands a electric fist into the opponent on the ground. My favorite moves he uses have to be his ass based attacks. I mean the guy GRABS OPPONENTS WITH HIS ASS AND THROWS THEM.

My thoughts on him now:

Victor is goofy and strong. Not much else to him. Maybe not a character a lot of people add, but he gets a pass from me because of ~NOSTALGIA~

Who is this character?

Sasquatch is one of the few characters from the Darkstalkers/Vampire series. He’s uh, a sasquatch, a bigfoot, a yeti, etc. Obviously as a Sasquatch he uses ice and snow attacks and being fat he is pretty physical with grabs and strikes too.

Why did I add him to my roster?

To be honest I only ever played the Darkstalkers game once. Even though I only played it once Sasquatch was one of the characters that stood out to me from that series. Maybe because he was one that characters that were about doom and gloom or boobs.

How does he play?

Seeing as it has been awhile since I play Darkstalkers I can only assume Sasquatch plays almost exactly like he does in those games. For those unfamiliar with him he can basically freeze everything with his breath and certain attacks. He can charge his moves to either do more damage or add a freezing ability to certain things like strikes. He has a hyper where he can shoot and ice beam from his mouth. He can activate something like a super armor with a timer where a bat symbol goes over him and the background goes negative colors. Some of my favorite moves of his is that he eats the opponent and spits them out frozen and along with the super armor move, he can summon a bunch of penguins that explode against the opponent on contact.

However, his AI is a total pain in the ass to face on the easiest setting because he can pull off super moves constantly and is insanely fast. A good thing about this is that the creator made Sasquatch’s AI difficulty changeable to something like “No AI” which basically means he doesn’t pull out super and hypers constantly.

My thoughts on him now:

I like Sasquatch. He’s cute and funny, except when his AI is a monster and is harder to beat than most super boss characters. The AI controlled character can go and fuck off then.

Who is this character?

This Bane. He played the role of the 3rd Villain/Lackey in the absolutely terrible Batman and Robin movie. In that movie they portrayed him as this dumb, musclebound, drug-fueled monster. In the comics he is sort of like that but not as straight forward as that. Besides the muscle part, he is a master planer and is almost as smart as Batman. Hopefully he’s a better villain in the next Batman movie.

Why did I add him to my roster?

Something about Bane draws me to the character. Maybe its the luchador mask.  Maybe its the pure rage and power he has. I don’t know, but Bane is probably my second favorite Batman villain behind Joker and before Riddler.

How does he play?

He kinds of plays like the Hulk from Marvel vs Capcom 2, only a little faster and longer reach. His character design is kind of terrible as he looks like a big goofy man-gorilla like stance. Most of him moves involve punches, kicks, tackles, and tosses. He can ground pound and shake floor to do damage to opponents from across the screen. His 3 Hypers I’ve seen include one where he lunges at the opponent and ground and pounds them until throwing them away. The other one involves him putting the opponent in a torture rack like move tossing them in the air, juggling them, catching in the torture rack again, and tossing them. The last one is kind of like Hulk’s meteor smash hyper but Bane himself just comes crashing down in ball.

My thoughts on him now:

Bane is alright. The sprite design I don’t really like and I wish he wasn’t like a knuckle dragging man-gorilla. His moves are kind of boring, but what should I expect from a character that is mostly about strikes and grappling.

Who am this character?

Me not know who Bizarro is. Bizarro is Superman. Bizarro not number 1. BIZARRO.

Why did me remove Bizarro to me roster?

Bizarro need villain to go with. Bizarro has Superman. Superman love Bizarro!

How do Bizarro play?

Bizarro very good. Bizarro has many moves and many hypers. Moves like No Heat Vision(Freeze Beam) and Fire Breath. Bizarro has 1 hyper. The hyper look like Yoga Flame. Bizarro is very exciting to play as!

Me thoughts on Bizarro later:

Bizarro very good character to play as. Bizarro not limited at all. Me want Batzarro character to play as! Superman as Bizarro no play better than Real Bizarro!

Who is this character?

This is The Joker. He became even more popular after some guy died. Dumb people thought that they should have retired the character after this dudes death.

Why did I add him to my roster?

More people like the Joker than they like the Batman. I basically had to have a villain for the Batman and Robin characters I put in my game.

How does he play?

Joker seems, I don’t know, lacking? He’s alright but he doesn’t have anything that really separates him from others. He has a hadouken like move but instead its a giant playing card. He can summon Harley Quinn for attacks such as a Rocket launcher, a giant mallet attack, a dive kick, and she helps in the only Hyper move I’ve seen Joker do. Which is like a rush attack where he spins his body and launches the opponent in the air and Harley attacks them up there, then Joker teleports up to the opponent and smashes them to the ground. Joker and Harley’s character design is pretty shoddy too.

My thoughts on him now:

I like Joker. I like Harley Quinn. This character just seems lacking compared to who the Joker is. One thing that kind of matches is that the Joker character just doesn’t shut up. When he gets KOed he laughs and quotes some line and just shut up. I wish there was a better Joker out there, but I can’t find one.

Who is this character?

This Hal Jordan, the second Green Lantern. Not much to say about him besides the fact that he is a sexist, racist, pedophile. Oh and he was just played by Ryan Reynolds in a terrible movie.

Why did I add him to my roster?

Green Lantern is a cool concept of a character and I couldn’t find a playable Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner, or Kilowog.

How does he play?

He seems unfinished an glitchy. He makes green forms of light into shapes to attack long range or give himself a giant fist or some kind of weapon. I have only seen two hypers of his. One he shoots a giant green beam through the opponent and the other he opens his Lantern Battery and a swarm of glowing Green Lantern rings fly around and do damage. Other than that he’s kind of bland.

My thoughts on him now:

I saw a cooler in development Hal Jordan that had all the costumes from the separate Lantern Corps and they even gave him different moves. His Red Lantern one had more acid blood puke attacks, his Orange Lantern one has him summon creatures from orange light, and his Black Lantern one he rips hearts and brains out and summons dead heroes. This isn’t that Hal Jordan character and now I want that. Where is that orange lantern at?

Who is this character?

It’s the Boy Wonder, Robin. I don’t know which one, but this one is from the Teen Titans.

Why did I add him to my roster?

Batman always has a Robin.

How does he play?

Robin sucks. He does what Robin does throws boomerangs and shit, hits people with staffs. His one hyper he summons some Teen Titans and they fall on opponents and that’s it? I’ve seen Raven, Cyborg, Wonder Girl, and a baby triceratops? Huh.

My thoughts on him now:

Robin sucks. Get murdered by Joker again please.

Who is this character?

It’s the Scarlet Speedster himself, Flash. I am actually not 100% positive if this is the blond Barry Allen or the red head Wally West. Seeing as my next character is also the Silver Age version I am assuming this is Barry Allen.

Why did I add him to my roster?

I like Flash. I actually like Wally West really, but if it’s really Barry Allen then I’m fine with it. Also for a bigger DC Roster.

How does he play?

Well obviously he’s pretty fast and most of his moves have a speedy gimmick attached to it like a character sprite trail for speedy movement. He punches real fast, can dash past people, kick real fast, etc., etc. One cool trick he has is he can actually run up a level’s wall, then to the ceiling, and then behind the opponent. His super moves are a horizontal tornado that spreads past at the enemy, a horizontal tornado he launches by spinning in circles, and rapidly chucking rocks at an opponent?? That last one is kind of lame. He might have more but I am honestly shit at games and whatever I’m to lazy to find out.

My thoughts on him now:

Pretty cool. He could be better I guess. That’s it whatever. Flash is faaaaaaaaaasssssssttt.

Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

No it’s Superman!

Why did I add him to my roster?

I added Batman, had to add Superman. Also because it is Superman. Derp.

How does he play?

Dude’s pretty awesome. He has a group of alternate costumes that activates Bizarro Mode where he, well turns into Bizarro and has different attacks such as summoning weaker Superman Clones like Jill’s zombies. He also has two special ultras in Bizarro mode, he stomps his foot and sends a tsunami of rocks and he spins so hard he drills into the ground and up under the opponent hitting them and spouting a column of lava on them.

In normal Superman mode he can fly, shoot heat beams, breath ice breath and wind. Some of his ultras include a super heat beam blast, a projectile solar shield that heals him, a powerful flying tackle, and a strong combo. My favorite ultra has to be Superman summoning Captain American and forming their Amalgam character Super-Soldier and just kicking the opponent all over the screen.

My thoughts on him now:

The fact that he has an alternate mode and can summon Captain America for their Amalgam attack is awesome.

Who is this?

It’s the Goddamn Batman!

Why did I add him to my roster?

Because he’s the Goddamn Batman.

How does he play?

Like Batman. He throws batarangs and smokebombs and punches and kicks and stuff. His ultras have him summoning a bunch of bats for 120+ hits and he also can summon the batmobile and run people over with it.

My thoughts on him now:

It’s Batman. Batman owns.

landsharkgrinder:

It’s perfectly fine if you have no idea what is going on with these pictures. It just means you are sane.